An uncontested divorce in Illinois should be like a haiku – the Japanese form of poetry that is known for its simplicity. A haiku has only 17 syllables, in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. A divorce, like a poem, can become unbearable when it is too lengthy. Keeping that in mind, I have written some divorce haikus. Check them out.
You could hire an uncontested divorce lawyer that does not write haikus. But why would you do that? Contact uncontested divorce lawyer Dave Wolkowitz – who is probably the only lawyer writing haiku about divorce. I might also be the only uncontested divorce lawyer who you can text right now at 224-300-0529
Achieving Agreement
Do you want divorce?
Settlement can be quick, easy.
Do not get derailed.
Nature of uncontested divorce
Divorce, do not fight.
Uncontested: fast, easy.
Affordable, yeah!
Flat fee
Flat fee is easy.
One charge for lawyer, court fees.
Could pay more, but why?
Starting uncontested divorce
Call Wolkowitz now.
Case could be done in one month.
Divorce over soon.
Finishing uncontested divorce in Illinois
Wow, I love my life.
Finally free of that jerk.
And I keep my money!